Ever wondered what it’s like to explore the wild beauty of Darwin with your own personal tour guide (who also happens to be your sister)? From sweating your way through tropical humidity to swimming with turtles in thermal springs, this trip had it all. Think crocs snapping at your boat, ancient rock art in Kakadu, and a sunset so stunning it made a crowd of strangers clap. Join me as I recount my unforgettable adventure in Australia’s Top End, complete with crepes at 1 AM, a jump-scare from a crocodile, and a whole lot of laughs along the way. Spoiler: my sister is basically a travel legend now.

A proper Royles wedding occurred on the 12th of November earlier this year. When I say proper, I mean that the bride and groom wore country boots and they greeted each other with a handshake at the altar. True Nat and David style if I’m being honest.